dad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ed5509
Chesapeake, United States
Revelations
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
MGZ
United States
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
OhFseriously123
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Oops54321
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
angrymother
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All kinds of wrong
Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML
awskme
France 🌶️ Spicy
Disrespectful
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
aprouddaddy
Paris, France
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Top comments
MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
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Edmund_Dantes 0
"in a minute!"
mxtn 0
first
Felendris 0
"you do realize you can wait til I go to school in 10 minutes?"
nateb1tch 1
tell the bitch to be quiet
Foamy980 0
How would you like it if you had too hear your parents ****?
Harpy20 24
Get the **** over it.
Justblue 0
Tell your kid to shut the **** up. You're grown and can do that you want...a healthy sex life is good. She'll understand when she gets older. Also remind her who pays the bills where you live and who provides for her.
tweets 0
"im busy, ttyl <3"
MissFae 0
Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...
bridgette5866 0
You're ugly. Is that mean? Yes. Don't care.
erikalynnex 0
haha bridgette luv ya. so true btw
Maelific 0
kinda looks like that Vigo guy from ghostbusters! or was it ghostbusters 2? who cares, that girl got a woopin with the ugly stick.
bozo92 0
lmao master vigo doesnt take shit lightly, laughed when i saw ur comment and her pic
bonnieandclyde44 0
shut the **** up assholes. shes beautiful
erika_lynnex 1
haha this is my ugly ass cousins account. think I give a ****? no. whoever the ugly girl is, she desperatly needs to get plastic surgery and a wig.
alicec123 0
FML wasn't made for you to bitch about peoples looks.
Rachelxxx13xxx 0
personally I think she's a hell of a lot prettier then anybody that said she's ugly. seriously, grow up.
PrincessesCrown 17
Y'all are bitches, Missfae is not ugly!
FoxyVixen 4
Very good point! Especially once you see who it's from? That's just off putting!
gr8koolkat 6
#5 Perhaps the phone was on the bedside table next to them, it lit up, he saw it was from his daughter and thought 'oh shit' so decided to check it? Just a thought.
jimworm 0
The sex mustn't have been very good if you were answering text messages while you were doing it.
howie321 0
the phone probably rang then he heard it and stopped?
OutsideOfThis 0
Hahaha, that's hilarious. You should've been louder after that just to piss her off.
howie321 0
thats ******* gross
koda1515 0
are you going to comment on everything?
howie321 0
this is my second comment, nice effort though.
I_lost_the_game 25
She's replied to three comments. Lay off will you?
BeautyAndBrains 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um, your daughter needs to mind her own business and go somewhere in the house where she can't hear you. You are an adult, and you have a right to have sex with your wife in your own home.
Fop 6
Wait, what? You're an idiot. Listening to your parents have sex is totally gross. The one time it happened to me I lost one night of sleep, thus a day at school since I could barely open my eyes. Their daughter also has the right to live in the house; it's not about "minding your own business" in this case. I'd say **** the daughter's life for having sex addicted parents.
truelyawesome 0
so if enjoy listening to ur parents? she's a 14 year old that shouldn't deal with that kinda gross shit
Maelific 0
sex addicted... are you f@$kin retarded? just because a married couple decide to have a nooner doesn't mean their addicts you prude.
bozo92 0
if they cant wait till the daughter is out then yes *****!
SugarRushxx 0
It is not the daughter's fault. My parents were having sex when I was trying to sleep once. Ugh.
marisalee 0
I know! And she's 14. She should be mature and leave
I_lost_the_game 25
No! 14 is NOT that old! Where do live that makes it acceptable for fourteen year olds to just walk out of the house? 16, reasonable, but no, NOT 14!
klovemachine 24
170 STFU :P
yojoeletsmakeout 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
jayfx 0
LOL @ #6
Seegtease 0
"Today I was having sex with my husband, and right in the middle, he picks up his phone to check a text message. FML."