Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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Skel117 13
What the actual ****
Zach Ranchovitch 5
that is so ******* dumb I need bleach
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Comments (9)
Skel117 13
What the actual ****
Zach Ranchovitch 5
that is so ******* dumb I need bleach
Hippo_Holiday 19
In the future: Top 10 Anime Transformations
orourkeda 7
Whats her number?
Ty Haines 3
Jesus, what a great parenting job you've done
KrazyKatz3 26
You didn't talk to her about sex?
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
You might want to keep a c Over eye on what your kids are doing.
Felice Godin 19
your daughter needs to worry about school. not boys and sex didnt you have a talk with you daughter about the birds an the bees she is way to young to even thinking or even having sex put her in some kind of sports or other activies that way she be to busy to have sex
mmmmmmmmwtf 2
daughter's like 25 now. little late for this comment lol
Psychonaut 7
There's no rape like statutory rape.