Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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Comments (116)
stinkytruck 0
Dump his ass and just know he probably won't be getting any anyway. He'll end up jerking off in his hotel room watching **** like most wannabe cheaters.
contemplative 0
lol. women these days.
lottaluv 0
omg u should pull a prank on him u should say u were pregnant and the father wasnt him
Erindub 0
You could also just be jumping to conclusions. You sure he didn't just run out. Jesus talk to him first before you go jumping off the deep end
Ruminati 0
IAWTC. Also, maybe he just put them somewhere else? If you dispute that fact, that means you searched every single nook and cranny of his place in which case.. you need to calm down.
MF12 0
IAWTC? Why does everyone use abbreviations that nobody can understand, and if you can understand them, longer than what you were trying to abbreviate?
sqrt4761 0
read: today, while I was snooping around my boyfriends room while he was gone like the obsessive bitch I am, I found he took his condoms with him. fml
earbullet 2
Today, I read that my girlfriend snooped through my room on FML. fml
ERAUPike 1
You probably won't ever do any better.
Shae84 0
lmao!
Emmmmm55 0
oh wow cheating much!!!!
boopityboppity 11
Your analytic skills amaze me.
aricTB 0
it is a Justin beiber fan after all
MF12 0
Yup. 12 year old girl who just discovered exclamation marks.
canchremechanic 0
probably apologises to her poster when she ***** her creepy 27 y/o boyfriend.
loludeserveit 0
atleast he won't come back with an STD
saranottelling 7
If you are positive he took them and might be using them, you need use some "Chuck Norris moves" on that asshole when he comes back.
iRobynM 0
maybe he just ran out of them
saranottelling 7
^This might be a possibility
DreamerofWorlds 0
I was thinking that. Or the ones he had expired and since he was going on the trip he knew he wouldn't need anymore until he got back.
lovej4ever 0
maybeeee he just took them so he can Jack off. condoms decrease sensitivity
77_PUNKER 0
@47 yah it was for palmlina and her five friends