Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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dman4412 0
And why were you looking for said condoms OP? Were you planning on cheating as well?>:|
dman4412 0
I mean why else would you look for them except with the intention of using them while he's away?
Vacant 7
...or she was tidying up the location of where they're usually at and noticed they were gone?
paul924 0
it's a buissness trip to the 18 year old virgin next door neighbor, if u hear a noise, his condoms are at work in use
Elissaa_fml 0
Well, what does that tell you? You obviously aren't good in bed or he wouldn't go on "business trips"
feuerrader 0
they're like a gun. better have one and not need it, than need it and not have one
13thstory 0
agree with 47. maybe he uses them when he jerks off. of course, there's the alternative-he IS cheating on you. Better find out though before you jump to conclusions
Mzzangel 0
maybe the box was empty or maybe he moved them. you never know.... until you ask
Jaylishaaa 0
what a dumba** he should have bought a new pack.. lol jk
Shadic 0
This is actually pretty similar to an old FML. http://www.fmylife.com/love/190354
Hellooomindyy 0
That sucks.
xHottierockerx 0
Yea.. a "Buisness Trip" I bet he is gona say "I needed to bring the condoms to exchange them, they are faulty, I mean um..I left with 3 came back with 2, no! um.. I Love you cupcake :]"