Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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24anonymous24 0
yeah get some
loogiemonstar 0
Dont worry, it's normal... all guys need pussy...
astro_plastic 0
Not when they are in a monogamous relationship, twatwaffle.
tondog 0
how did u know he had condoms
meintx2001 1
that sucks... go buy some more and put them back where he keeps them. then watch and see how he reacts. extra funny if they are a different brand. lol
77_PUNKER 0
maybe it is for palmlina and her five friends?
Sekococo 0
he probably was trying be on his boos good side so he was anal about it :) dont worry he will love you even more he get back or become a new man with his new boyfriend :)
Danielt104 6
Well, at least we know what kind of "buisness" he has to attend to. :)
Hunter3365 0
Maybe he's havin a posh wank ova u. & don't wanna shoot his load all ova the place.
reber4 0
i do have to say however some guys just use those to ********** with extra pleasure, i know because i caught my ex doing it so don't worry about it
astro_plastic 0
Are you kidding me? Condoms don't enhance the pleasure if the guy is jacking himself off. They might help with the mess but I've never heard of someone voluntarily using condoms for solitary pleasure.
ReallyMike 0
Wth is with all the posts about the mess? How the hell are you jacking off that you leave a mess??? Or are you circumcised? If so, I don't envy you. Us uncircumcised folk don't have to worry about a mess, just hold the load in until you find a napkin and you're done.
zargon 1
Condoms may not be more pleasurable for you, but different guys are into different things, and I wouldn't be surprised if wearing condoms while masturbating was one of them.
mrzero 0
too much for child support.