Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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dangletsbang21 0
that's what you get for snoopen'
FD929 0
werd.
infinitegrace 21
They have been together for a year. If she had access to his room she can snoop if she wants. I don't think it's really snooping though if they have been together that long because they've obviously been in there before and she could have looked around any other time.
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
girlslikeboyz 0
That sucks. Maybe you should work out more if your a bit overweight (if that is your problem) and try to not be a nagger (if thats your problem). And why are you going through his things ? Maybe you should not do that too.
amazinggbaby 2
She was doing him a favor by cleaning up.. and for all we know she could have no problem the could could just be a cheating asshole. that sucks for you OP:(
seeimdee 0
for a second I thought you said "don't be a ******".....
gagtjs 0
dont assume she has flaws she may not for all we know she could be jessus only a girl
clockworklolita 3
Just because somebody has flaws, that doesn't give you (speaking generally) the right to cheat on them. If you don't love somebody any more, then at least have the decency and self-control to break up with them before you go to bed with somebody else.
girlslikeboyz 0
I tottally agree. cheating aint right in any circumstances its just what goes around comes around and vice versa.
baby_gurly 0
wow. dump that bitches ass on the curb. (:
Kurai_tenshi 0
hahahaha. I'm sorry OP, that's just funny
azn365 0
To the ppl who claimed he was safe from STD: A STD virus is smaller than a hole in the condom, so whether he uses it or not, it's still possible to get an STD.
DreamerofWorlds 0
That's actually not true. Read a condom box, they do protect you against STDs if they don't break or something like that. I'm guessing you go to a school that teaches abstinence only? I did too. The thing about the STDs going through the condom pores is a half truth. Yes, the actual virus is that small, but it doesn't swim through the semen fluid on its own: it's attached to the sperm. Obviously the sperm won't pass through the pores if the condom, because that's partially what they're made for.
SeasonedSausage 0
that's what you get for being nosey.
manslayerbob 0
I like this business trip :)
dbs_fml 0
it'd be ok if he was a condom salesman
Magdaa_fml 0
very true.
canchremechanic 0
And then he smacked a chick in the face with the one he just used with her!
alleyx3 0
haha fml reference
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Alley, you're smart!