Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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Comments (116)
erjaguam 0
hmm did he ask you to straighten up his room or are you doing it for him as a favor? OR so you could snoop around in his room?
Zyzzva 0
At least he won't be bringing you back the gift that keeps on giving.
MrDirector 3
i say, buy a replacement box and throw away two condoms. That will get his attention.
VenomByte 1
That's freakin funny!!!!
ColdGold 6
Now you know that if he has the opportunity that he will use them with someone not you.
quietlytearful 0
"straightening it out as a favor".. sounds more like a paranoid girlfriend looking through the guys stuff...
subarchetta 0
YDI for not putting out.
mzhonesty 0
When people say they're "seeing someone" as opposed to "dating someone," I tend to think the former is **** buddy status.
me5 0
He's protecting You....
210marine 0
sucks for you haha
mugiwara_fml 0
But he did leave you your sex toys, did'nt he ? :o)