Today, my ex-boyfriend went "social media official" with another girl. He dumped me less than 24 hours ago for forgetting to get utensils for our takeout. Now I know why he’s been systematically picking fights and getting irrationally angry over minuscule things for the past three months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been talking to another girl behind my back about how much he hates being with me. Turns out he’s been talking to her everyday for 3 months, and she kept pushing him to leave me, but he was only staying because I cook for him. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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copalolita 16
He was acting in an immature passive aggressive way towards you because he’s already had one foot out the door after meeting the new girl. It didn’t happen because of “forgotten utensils” She was there the entire time. One thing I learned about people in general is that when it comes to ending a relationship 9 times out of 10 they would resort to “quiet dumping” which is what your ex did or lie about why they’re separating (i.e “Its not you, it’s me) People end relationships for two reasons and two reasons alone: either you did something that made them resent you (not forgotten utensils) or there’s someone else, which is your case. Long story short: you dodged a bullet. Find someone worth your time.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Good riddance.
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copalolita 16
He was acting in an immature passive aggressive way towards you because he’s already had one foot out the door after meeting the new girl. It didn’t happen because of “forgotten utensils” She was there the entire time. One thing I learned about people in general is that when it comes to ending a relationship 9 times out of 10 they would resort to “quiet dumping” which is what your ex did or lie about why they’re separating (i.e “Its not you, it’s me) People end relationships for two reasons and two reasons alone: either you did something that made them resent you (not forgotten utensils) or there’s someone else, which is your case. Long story short: you dodged a bullet. Find someone worth your time.
DLBL 23
Right. Guy's a big coward.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Good riddance.