Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I returned from a trip to Budapest with more condoms than I had brought with me. FML
Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
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ieatdeadbabies 0
Sounds like he's planning on doin some side business too
danmmcd 0
right... straightening out his room as a favour... lmao
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Comments (116)
louie111887 0
quit tripping I'm sure he just doesn't want another guy ******* u with his condoms lol
Laurendorcus 0
Come on, maybe he has to sleep with someone on a business trip in order to get a raise. Hes just thinking about the future of your relationship. Now he'll be able to afford a big engagement ring for you! Congrats, your bf took one for the team :-)
ChiTownSharon 4
Ahaha. #52 that was a good one. Well idk what to say maybe hes just making sure he is safe if worst comes to worse.
seeimdee 0
cliche....
Mx_Rider 6
lmao... wow... sucks to be you..
perdix 31
He'll be Taking Care of Business every day Taking Care of Business every way . . . And woikin' overtime!
DGross 8
...doing his boss May ...overlooking the bay. ...all for that extra pay...
McFail_fml 4
Today, after realizing that this girl I have been seeing for over a year was getting too attached to me, I decided to break it off with her. I told her I was leaving on a "business trip", she still thinks I'll be coming back. FML
McFail_fml 4
Today, after realizing that this girl I have been seeing for over a year was getting too attached to me, I decided to break it off with her. I told her I was leaving on a "business trip", she still thinks I'll be coming back. FML
aardvarkish 17
I hope you counted them before he left.
lallic 0
maybe his box just ran out.