Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Star928 7
I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.
SokDek 14
People still play that?
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Star928 7
I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.
gingerwithsoul_fml 6
Sleep? You would sleep?
Yellow_Fish79 11
He should have just played the words "break up"
dashizam 10
No, surround the bed with Legos, and watch and wait for the inevitable doom! Mwahahahahaha!
Cynt3r 19
Yeah good idea...sleep with a mace in your hand so she has a weapon to use whenever you've fallen asleep with it
MrSassypants 34
35 OP doesn't have those letters, but he does, however, have 7 q's.
pokefan813 16
1- she can take the mace from his hand and beat him to smithereens while he's asleep...
SneakyCaveman 13
42, 114, I think 1meant mace as in the pepper spray type thing used for self defense.
gumbo45 2
You are an evil person...
murlocholmes 5
Or a bat in your hand and mace with the creepy dude under your bed.
nigsuzzi 3
40- you are too evil! Just because she is trying to kill him doesn't mean she deserves that! 35- that would require him having those letters. Also it's two words...
marcranger 29
Maybe it's for the best that she's not returning calls?
spekledworf 18
I agree. My stalking ex was the same way. God forbid I talk to any of my guy friends
MichellinMan 20
that's perfect.
MichellinMan 20
stupid app, replying to the wrong comments.
SokDek 14
People still play that?
007type 26
Nope..... OP is lying.
MichellinMan 20
words with friends is like MySpace. poor, poor MySpace.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Tom: **** you.
missababgaga 19
That is exactly what crossed my mind when I read this...
dancingmaniac 6
I hate girls like that-.-
sens3sfailing 25
Me too, a little jealousy can be good for a relationship so the person knows you are scared to lose them, but not being allowed to have close female friends? That's over the edge a little in my book. I have a girl who I'm good friends with and my girlfriend is fine with it. She trusts me, which any good relation needs.
spekledworf 18
I always trusted my ex with his close female friends. But he freaked out when he found a text in which I asked my supervisor (who is a guy) if the work schedule had been posted. Stay away from overly jealous obsessive people!
ebonyirony 29
Oh I hate that. But I dated a guy who had only close girl friends and one of them said he cheated on me with all of them. I still trust others I date, but you can be a little cautious
hillorie 14
Was I the only one who thought of the overly attached girlfriend meme?
sammyf89 13
Yep
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Obviously not if they're getting more thumbs up than you are.
Rhyse13 0
That last part was from the overly attached girl thing
CCDNRGD81411 3
She might just be worried about losing you and in turn acted irrational .relationships are complex after all
yahoowizard 16
Haha, naw, this girl's just crazy
bsmith9942 11
Or she could have discovered he was getting more than friendly. He didn't say WHY he didn't have that right. She could have caught him cheating and given him a second chance if he stayed away from other girls. Personally,I've never met a guy that hasn't at least attempted to cheat.
larSON5 1
Bsmith9942, noun. Meaning "sexist troll extraordinaire." I'm faithful, always have been. You're just looking for an excuse to hit that YDI button.
BubbleGrunge 18
Ugh, bssmith, you give us girls a bad name. What hangs or doesn't hang between your legs doesn't specify your commitment in a relationship. Sorry all the men you meet are assholes that try to cheat on you, but I probally would too with that attitude. Maybe you shouldnt date little boys who can't commit.
sens3sfailing 25
You haven't met many nice guys and keep meeting the ass holes then. A majority of guys do not cheat. And the rate that women cheat is right about on par with men. I haven't tried to cheat and I am in a long distance relationship that has lasted a year. Don't get your hopes down, you will find a nice guy eventually.
geocayce 7
I agree! Bssmith: Not all girls assume men are cheaters from the start and not all men are. All the men you know that cheated probably did it because they were being accused of it and decided that if they were going to continuously be accused of cheating, they might as well put some truth behind it. Nobody likes being accused of something they didn't do.
SammyS2012 21
My boyfriend tells me that he would rather castrate himself then cheat on me; and I believe him. Not all men cheat, and if you are constantly generalizing men negatively, then you WILL find a cheater.
bsmith9942 11
I love how you all assume that I'm just talking about my boyfriends. I'm not. And I said I have never met one. I didn't say that all guys cheat I'm just saying that I can understand being insecure because I know guys who have totally clueless girlfriends who think they hung the moon.
RedPillSucks 33
@bsmith9942, perhaps that's the type of guy your personality attracts. You might want to take an inward view and try to understand why you're always attracted to cheaters.
bsmith9942 11
But for the record I'm happily engaged.
bsmith9942 11
Saying I have never met a guy who didn't cheat was an exaggeration but it pisses me off when people start calling a girl crazy when the don't know anything about the relationship. We don't know whether or not OP was a cheater. Maybe op's girlfriend has been cheated on in the past by a guy who had girl friends. Don't assume she's crazy.
CCDNRGD81411 3
All i was saying was maybe there is more to the story then what was posted
5t3ff1k4h 47
96 - If you actually opened your eyes and read the thread here, OP has posted and informed you that he is faithful and has given her no reason to act like she does.
atitud3 12
Just drop it.
SammyS2012 21
Whoops.. I just noticed a typo of mine. Correction: he would rather castrate himself than cheat on me. The typo made it sound horrible o.O
DocBastard 40
She's insecure and/or doesn't trust you. I have close female friends, and fortunately I've given my wife no reason to doubt me or my intentions.
SirEBC 7
Yeah, but you're old as shit.
Qandol 26
#64, Docbastard is a Doctor that doesn't mean he is old. But again you never know
Archay 13
64, relevancy?
DocBastard 40
"Friend" may be a bit of an overstatement. "Archenemy" may be more accurate.
writergirl23 19
64, I'm married to my best friend and am about to give birth to his son in less than a week (probably). I can easily see spending the rest of my life with him. Even if Doc is older, younger people aren't always going to end relationships because of trivial things, or even big things. Stop putting us in a box, because some of us actually don't fit.
SirEBC 7
Christ.
Archay 13
Thanks kaySL for clearing that up and good to see your back
borkchop1992 15
Uh-oh you better prepare yourself because you have a psycho ex on your hands.
JFurr 9
Ugh. I had a relationship like that. I'd say just don't worry about it. Her insecurities are her own problem an probably has nothing to do with you. Obviously, take precautions, but don't freak yourself out over it. She's probably just trying to make you feel paranoid anyway.
jeebuslovesyou 2
Nice profile pic! AvA
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