Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML
Today, in an effort to rearrange my bedroom, I planned to reroute my internet cables under my house. Then I found out about the black widow infestation. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
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Vanbilsen 4
Clean up your mess son
hemz_fml 13
That's why you clean shit up.
monkeys1315 0
That's nasty. You should probably take care of that
GwarKitty 5
Dude it's like Indian in the Cupboard but cooler. You could train your little colony to raid small good stores. Rule side by side with their Queen. This is a win not a fml.
indielove 13
Your place sounds cozy.
iluvhobos 5
YDI for not cleaning, and for saying 'a thousands'.
Keyman1212 14
Methinks you live in a lonely bachelor pad...
LiveLaughFML 10
i've heard of computers having Cookies, but never cyberspiders. :O
krazy_glu3 0
Am I the only one who had to read the first sentence over a few times because the wording was all screwed up?
the_ace1337 0
Why the **** are you posting an FML, go get the flamethrower behind the utility cabinet now!!! Wait, everyone DOESN'T have a flamethrower? :|
NikkiFlysKites 8
42- You mean cyberants?
liquidfireKAN 0
where do you see the word spider in this FML?
R34luver 5
Make an ant hill x)
mfjkr 10
Has anyone pondered this situation...I smell an ant farm
missyj0 12
Do you ever clean?
abbyelizabeth 9
You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.
abbyelizabeth 9
You can make some delicious ant-filled cake now.
xleanne_aLly 23
Drop ant poison in the baking soda :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Nah, cinnamon does the trick. And clean up the half eaten Snickers bar...
Scoty12C 6
Flammable aerosol + Zippo lighter = ant burning fun frenzy in the corner! :D
Kirashai 9
Call an exterminator
mb2_native 15
guess its time for billy the exterminator :o
Pandaloverr 0
Ah ! You live in Louisiana !! I love Billy !!
skata 4
orkin man
baileylaidlaw 6
For ants? Unless they are red ants the exterminator is a little extreme. Just grab some raid and grow a pair. Maybe clean your apartment more offen.
soccergurl95 8
Atleast it wasn't thousands of spiders :D
chiddy_bang71 0
Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs
chiddy_bang71 0
Or thousands of 1 hit wonder 80s CDs
guitarplayer546 0
I would freak out if I found a box of spiders. As a basement dweller I see them here and there and it always makes me jump. Dunno what it is but man they freak me out
zachherbert 10
Way to stay positive :)
amrik 11
Yeah I can kinda tolerate ants but not spiders or like other bugs in general
KiddNYC1O 22
37- Oh no you didn't. :snaps fingers in z formation:... Who doesn't love 80's music? Those hits were great.
Shill583 5
Lol i moderated this :))
MarioDragon 14
I read the first sentence 10 times and STILL can't make sense of what it says.
Saltime 0
That's a sign of stupidity.
tigerlilypop 7
Nah it's just poorly written.
Saltime 0
She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.
mrlopez 13
Free WiFi to the colony :)
HomeAl0ne 20
I bet they are blue toothed ants.
trackstar132 4
That was stupid
burnforeternity 30
She can send them anywhere on earth that has wifi, teleportation makes for easy food
geffern 0
the ****?
evanedwards85 6
let's see how you react to an ant infestation in your room
Oceanborn_fml 24
Hey if it's an unused corner what's the problem. You have the room, they need it :D
DocBastard 40
Queen Elizabeth is laying eggs in your apartment? That sounds oddly awesome.
MarioDragon 14
fffffff this site gets annoying, it replied to a different comment.. oh whell.
KiddNYC1O 22
No.
minisquid 9
Yes.
novacrazy 0
Maybe.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
Maybe.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
Maybe.