So generous

noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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skyeyez9 24

And then you should've given him permission to go **** himself.

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raphanne_fml 33

I would take the permission to kick him in the nuts!

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konto5 1

I have the permission to torture your ugly vag.

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konto3 2

I take the permission to kick you in your nasty vag.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Ever been to deaths door? He has living cats on his door... Although most of them are nailed there.

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jlh2283 1

Seems like it's the time to lose the bf...

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Ellyl 6

Tell him to suck his own and dump him !

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thecovert 7

You're talented. Typing with your mouth full and all.

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thewife5 19

My husband wouldn't want me near his junk if we were fighting.. So, YDI for being nice;)

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mellb_fml 3

If you were the one upset he should've been asking permission to cheer YOU up, if you get me ;)

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sportsnut44 3

You deserved it for dating such a douchebag!

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Buttacup 0

My boyfriend was a **** tard like that too . So I gave him permission to beat it ;) ahaha now I don't gotta worry about havin to listen to him give me shit for nothing or get 'permission' to do anything =)

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