Today, my boyfriend returned from University after 8 months away. He says he cannot wait to see me. The whole half an hour ride to his home, I was shaking like a leaf. I’m still sitting his driveway because I don’t know how to tell him that I’m 5 months pregnant. Yes, I’m showing. A LOT. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
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Aurora25 29
totally your fault. absolutely disgusting
UniUni 20
He seems like a good man and I hope he leaves your ass
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Aurora25 29
totally your fault. absolutely disgusting
UniUni 20
He seems like a good man and I hope he leaves your ass
RichardPencil 32
You can't possibly know that. He could have been banging chicks at college all along. We just don't know.
UniUni 20
Context clues could tell us that he's a great person who's been dying to see her, if you can't get that, then that's on you
Jon Tessler 14
I don't know why people down voted this. it isn't sparky, and is a truthful statement based on available information.
mha8649 8
one is hypothetical, and one is factual. There is a difference.
Thaylok 17
That would have been the time to call him and break up so you could go be with baby-daddy.
Dante Melo 3
Baby daddy was probably just using her.
mike3775 39
Why did you say you could ha die a long distance relationship to him 8 months prior, when you had zero intention of being faithful?
longnight83 9
The part of me that can't look away from a train wreck kind of wants a follow-up to the sheer level of "I f--ked up all of the things" that this FML (more like F HIS life) so clearly is...
Levi2411 41
Your username is fitting OP, we hate you too.
RichardPencil 32
Are you rehearsing how to say the word "cuckold?" Is it CUCK-old or COO-kold? Should you use the active or passive voice ("I cuckolded you" or "You've been cuckolded.") I can see how these grammar issues can be very stressful.
AutisticPat 10
I’m truly sorry that you’re in such a mess. Facing the consequences for bad decisions can be terrifying. I hope that you learn from this situation. I doubt that you’re a “bad” person—you just made a horrible, horrible choice. TRIGGER WARNING: If you’re pregnant because you were assaulted...it’s not your fault AT ALL. Don’t hesitate to tell the authorities. I think that you’ll regret it if you don’t! You should tell your boyfriend (if you trust him); I imagine his support could increase the chance that your report will be believed. There are resources for victims in a number of countries. Look them up!
Jodie Upton 6
You have gotten yourself into this mess and now it's time to face the consequences. You chose to wait to tell him when you had 5 months to say something. I really hope he realises he is worth more than this mess you've bestowed upon him.
Squeezy Jibs 2
You totally deserve this. absolutely disgusting, OP.