Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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Top comments
Flammin8 0
respect his wishes?
BelleElle_fml 5
Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!
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Comments (149)
scarred_cutter 0
Good on him!
TheNewGuy03 29
now you look like a fool... ...wit ya pants on the ground. |the kid|
bubbarific 0
WINESTUAL threesome!!!!!!!
PrincessSarah24 0
Awwwh that's sweet! He's a keeper... Or he's gay n ur a cover up (: good luck
lostmongoose 23
you can spend the night at someone of the opposite genders house (or have someone of the opposite gender spend the night at your house) without the intention of sexual activity. I and those I know do it all the time.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
I think he genuinely likes you an doesn't want to see you as another floozy.
collegegirl87 0
Those things doesn't change??
Erindub 0
Um if he still lives at home maybe you should move on anyways. Sounds like a winner
venomxprodigy 0
tsk tsk ***** these days get more desperate and slutier everyday
chall16thvet 0
WTF IS HE GAY