Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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Flammin8 0
respect his wishes?
BelleElle_fml 5
Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!
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Comments (149)
zlut 0
Who ever made up that thing was a fool. You can have sex with a _LOT_ of people, and it will mean something everytime it is with someone special. Those things doesn't change.
chipchipperson 2
you get with his brother???
crazyman20012001 0
Either he's religious, really nice, or not interested (hence sleeping in his little brother's room).
BWill9014 4
Stop bein a **** then... problem solved?
freakybella 0
There is also the tiny chance he takes care of his brother, like a legal guardian. There is also the slight chance with it being the holidays, maybe he invited her to visit his family with him and that's why she assumed they would be having sex for the first time. Although, if he did invite her with him I don't understand why she would assume they would be having sex in his parents home if they haven't had sex before. He could have invited her as as a way of seeing how well she gets along with his family or something. Then again it's extremely likely he lives at home or is in school and home for break.
jcingram 2
I like how everyone calls a girl a **** 4 wanting to be with one guy...smh
lqbabie 0
And how do you know if shes with him JUST for his looks and if se barely knows him. you don't. obviously she wanted to get some that does not make her a ****. she wants to have sex with someone she likes. better then sleeping with a random hookup. quit hating. she's not a ****
leerdz23 0
YDI, you shouldn't get your hopes up high. HELLO it is the 1st time yall would be spending the night together, unless you give yourself away easily!!
ladyvader401 5
Some of these comments seem a little ridiculous. If the only info the OP had going in was that they'd be "spending the night together," she really shouldn't have assumed that that means sex? And do most full grown adults in new relationships usually spend the night together and NOT have sex? That doesn't sound like the average couple to me, and from the impromptu poll I just took, I'm not the only one. But whatever; if you disagree, flame away! :-)
RedPillSucks 33
The "average" couple is usually based on who you hang around with. If you socialize with church folks, you'll find that most of them do not hook up or have sex just cause they're spending the night together. I know this from personal experience. However, if you hang with the bar crowd, or the sex/drugs/rocknroll crowd, then you might think "everybody is doing it".
random_name2 1
Go find the little brother, I bet he'd man up in a second
Mirjanaslover 0
At least he is allowing you out of the kitchen?;)