Today, after suffering a severe brain injury and receiving a large amount of money from the lawsuit for physical and mental rehab, I found out that my dad stole it all and spent it on himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
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Top comments
ThrottleJockey 36
Time for a second lawsuit, and possibly a felony charge.
Glowworm56 27
Your father is a horrid monster!
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Comments (30)
ThrottleJockey 36
Time for a second lawsuit, and possibly a felony charge.
Inkoseh 33
100% this! The only thing is, if he's a child living with the parent, and the child is not technically an adult, it may be a bit of a tough battle. I hope you get it all set OP. That's absolutely terrible.
White Trash 10
"Heyyy what are kids for..."
Glowworm56 27
Your father is a horrid monster!
RichardPencil 32
Kill him and you’ll inherit it all back. And they can’t charge you with murder because you’ve got brain damage. It’s a perfect plan!
PenguinPal3017 19
Depends on what he spent it on. A house? Good. Vacations, hookers, and drugs? Bad.
Soparot 29
I don't know... Vacations, hookers and drugs sound pretty good to me. Especially if it's all three together.
Agent JPN 9
OK, now you need to have an "accident" befall your father which causes him brain damage, and then he can sue and collect a ton of money which you can then steal and then... oh wait.... hmmmm
weeping_willow 25
Isn’t there legal action you can take in this situation?
Alex_7759 13
Seems like something my dad would do tbh
Lobby_Bee 18
"children are not responsible enough to manage their own money" - Definition of irony
Takegami 22
But that’s theft! You need a way to get your money back OP
Lollerskates 13
Time to start a new law suit. Why shouldn't you when he obviously didn't care about you?