Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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Flammin8 0
respect his wishes?
BelleElle_fml 5
Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!
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Comments (149)
Razman201 14
Well at least someone else can appreciate it then. Not a total waste lmao. But least you know he's interested :P
holllaaa 2
Friend zoned.
kalynnepointer 7
If you aren't happy, leave.
frecklefacee 6
If he tried to get in your pants you'd be bitching. And when he didn't get in your pants you complained. He can't win.
blueflotsam 6
Don't have sex before marriage/sleep in the same bed it leads to a higher chance of getting a divorce
CryosFear 14
Why do you have to be a **** and **** him, when you could date hime and get to know him better
mkcherry 14
Whys everyone assuming she'ssome kind of ****. We have no idea if they've been talking to own another for years or have been friends for a while. inviting someone you have a romantic interest In to spend the night and then banishing them to another room to " stop temptation" is a little rud
mkcherry 14
Also being celibate doesn't make you any less of an asshole. We can't assume he's some great guy just because he declined sex on this one occasion. Chastity and morality are not interchangeable. Waiting is ok if that's what you want, doesn't make you a saint.
brittanypllck 4
I would love to meet a guy like that! Except that he'll respect me enough that I won't sleep over until I'm at least engaged
Rammer3500 23
Amen #3