Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
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Flammin8 0
respect his wishes?
BelleElle_fml 5
Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!
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Comments (149)
poulsonb181 0
no he's just a pussy who sucks in the sack probably and was intimidated by u
JERZBornNRaised 7
i take my time with girls, does that make me gay? sorry op but some people like to have an actual connection between each other, and NOT sleep with random people.. plus i hate slutty/easy girls.. respect the fact he wants to wait because most guys today wouldn't do the same, at least you know he wont hurt you or play with your emotions.
justbigbs 6
Hmm either he's trying to be a honest person or he's guilty of something. If he is honest person they're going extinct FAST! catch em while you still can. God grants death to kind hearted people, the devil extend the life of the wicked.
Sadochan 0
How respectful.
magpieram 2
@95 - That's your opinion, here's mine. Sex is fun, but it doesn't need to be special every time. The problem is if you put too much importance in sex all the time, then you start having performance anxiety, because one time it wasn't "special". Then it's a slippery slope to other problems. Enjoy sex, it's fun, you get to intimately know another human being, and it's good exercise. Just don't treat it as the be all and end all.
magpieram 2
@15 - two things you're overlooking 1) If she's sleeping in his little brother's room, it is possible that there is no one else home, therefore she assumed that because he was inviting her over to an empty house, that a bit of fun could happen. 2) With the lingerie and the celebecy, I'm guessing there's been no communication between the two about whether they wanted to upgrade to a physical relationship. Problems on both sides, but with point 1, you can see why she may have assumed "temptation" was on the cards that night.
deannamarie12 0
I agree with #3.
MarieBreann 0
Pahaha:D Who cares so what he didn't want to have sex with you.. Jeeze get over yourself!
VenomByte 1
Lucky lil brother, huh?
AdobeAlf 2
He is too much of a gentlemen for you, go to a strippers club or become a prostitute to make out with men that you don't know ****.