Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
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nicospec 1
How about playing Uno?
mikejunior88 4
he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.
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Comments (283)
Jimster1712 0
sex life.. ruined
itaimumwiro 8
he right u know
JohnBoyFsYL 10
No he's not. That week is otherwise known as the 'week of head'.
ginga_ninja_9001 0
thats true lol, or you know if the river goes red take the dirt trail instead :D
JohnBoyFsYL 10
If you can't pot the pink, pot the brown?
GreenMuzz 0
if the cave is flooded.... ....eh.... do anal.
KaintukeeBob 13
Unless it is physically uncomfortable for the woman, there is no reason a couple cannot have sex during the woman's period. You have to take precautions, of course, to prevent excessive blood from getting onto the sheets, but there's nothing that'll stop you from doing it.
IceeCreamm 7
Suck a dudes dick like a boss?
Adorlee 11
Sex is still possible.. front and back
Alwayspullout 7
In Kentucky, don't brother and sister already sleep in the same house?
JustinThunder 8
Usually all siblings live in the same house. I don't see how Kentucky is different.
rawr9able 4
93, just /facepalm. All I gotta say.
BigOrca 2
my wife doesn't feel sexy at that time and won't do it and won't do any other type of sex. I have told her I can get pasts the bleeding. but she can't. its all about what the girl can and will do.
DjeePee 25
And the boy. Please, don't forget the boy. It took one and a half year before my boyfriend dared to touch me/have sex with me whilst on my period. He still declines if I blead heavily, which I totally can understand.
sickjairo 7
Why bother... WTF when it's red week... it's head week...
kingtz 6
Boyfriend is a moron. He should have asked for anal!
polysyllabist 3
BJ's and backdoor's aside, bf could have slept with her in the LITERAL sense. But I guess intimacy is too cerebral a form of satisfaction for the knuckldraggers these days.
PurpleRae420 0
If you cant even **** your girlfriend while shes on her period then your a sad ass pussy! She must be on the pill then but you still couldn't with a condom how sad my ex's never had problems it's called it washes off
cummbubble 0
purplerae im going to kill myself if i read one more of your meaningless comments. but hey op can still give him head oh yeah
Docbee 11
PurpleRae, whenever a comment is buried I take a guess on who it is before i see it. You're my favorite person to guess.:)
TheVariableX 0
Make it a bloody victory.
IgnorantAmerican 0
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight.
Akai_fml 4
Good luck to the guy who tries to stay hard when he sees his dick covered in blood. (don't look down... don't look down... don't loo--aw ****!)
dramaa 0
yawn
IhazHappyFace 0
hes is right, why bother if your on your period
Chinnithy 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeah, what can you do?
Cokie_the_Clown 5
********, hand job, anal, did I miss anything?
SteelCladAngel 0
shower sex
chuymac 3
so what if she is on period just stick it in anyways the worst thing that would happen is you get the funk and/or an odd smelling pecker
Monii_Harlz 11
and means you won't be dry lol
iluvhobos 5
well, he wouldn't know anything about sex anyway-he's asian!
BB_ava 0
34, breastfucking ;)
nicospec 1
How about playing Uno?
NomOnShroomz 14
You can still get hiiiiigh!
Doomire 0
for me to do anal the girl would have to really clean out her ass with an enema. otherwise no thank you.
EnlightenedClown 19
God I love this comment
MasterL 3
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it seems that hes the old fashioned type : /
babyyappld 7
not really. he wouldn't sleep in the sam bed with her only cause it wouldn't result in sex
tencalories 3
it seems he's a douche
SteelCladAngel 0
maybe 5 means old fashioned as in old fashioned enough to think that a period is a filthy disgusting thing and thinks it's 'unclean' morally to have sex with a woman while she's bleeding.
0hs0unique 0
well it kinda is and I'm a women lol I wouldnt have sex on my period it's nasty
EmmyRahh 5
anal.
Jimster1712 0
rofl, ultimate win
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Virgin.
EvilPotato 15
Oral.
ihatecops43 0
hah thats what i was gonna say
born_hustla 26
lmao true
hilariexcore 0
Haha, I was gonna say that too. Last weekend my boyfriend & I finally got to spend the night together but I was on. We just did anal instead & it was awesome :)
sonangedemusique 2
Seriously, 141, TMI. No one cares!
mikejunior88 4
he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.
DjeePee 25
Bwoaf, I don't think he dates her just for sex. You must realise that her boyfriend takes a huge risk by sleeping with her if her parents don't know about it. I've been in a similar situation, and believe me, it's very stressful. I slept barely because I kept thinking about what would happen if my parents returned home early. If he's discovered, he's screwed. I don't want to be rude to OP, but if I was her boyfriend, I would also decline. A good love session is worth the risk. Sleeping, in my opinion, isn't. Neither is a simple blow -or handjob.
chuck1986 0
No I think he is just an ass who is just after sex considering OP said her dad wouldnt be home. Dump the mother ****** if you have any self respect.
DjeePee 25
And what if Dad came home earlier and discovered a guy in his daughter's bed, hmm? I've read FML's about 'had to leave the house naked' and 'beat me with a baseball stick'. I don't think sleeping is worth that...
courttpaiige 0
hun that sucks
chrisjw27 18
LAD
luvppl 6
awwwwwww I'm sry that he didn't want to snuggle :(
Jaded_anna420 11
My bf always wants to snuggle. Sometimes it's kind of annoying but I love him for it. Sucks OPs bf only wants one thing. FYL for sure
lolwtfwasthat 0
cuddling is something :)