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Smooth talkin' dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 9:05

HAHAHHAHA win

marinus_fml 19

Friday 12 November 2010 9:10

The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?

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thebamdino 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:30

Nice.

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 29 April 2012 19:32

Maybe that is the only good thing you have :p

fyredancer911 3

Tuesday 19 June 2012 10:02

... He doesn't compliment you better and your thinking of MARRYING the guy?

locloves44 3

Monday 30 July 2012 14:38

13 your disgusting

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Monday 6 January 2014 14:08

Almost as good as very fuckable *******

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Wednesday 24 February 2016 21:34

pics or it didnt happen

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Monday 22 January 2018 0:21

To be fair - men have been taught from birth that happiness comes from either bewbs or a bottle

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