Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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Top comments
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
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Comments (112)
toomuchmatt 0
Gross.
snafu63 0
that's a great compliment
ImaginaryFoe 1
A. The month is only 12 days old. Do you expect a daily shower of compliments? Marriage might not be for you. B. You've acknowledged it was the nicest thing he's said. Is it the only nice thing he said? Or the only thing he's said at all? If so, this probably won't work out. If he's just not complimentary in general, learn to accept it or move on.
elmorous 0
C. You put way too much thought into your comments.
RedPillSucks 33
Wow. Some people actually think before they place a comment on FML. What is the world coming to?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I do think as I type but in my defense, thinking isn't as difficult a process for me as I'm sure it is for you. In fact I'm always thinking so I don't have to deal with that long reboot period you must go through before you randomly pluck at keys.
kateeeh 0
he's def a keeper I'm jelous :p
Mittle 0
what a tosser. you must have a good set then :)
oliver86 8
well that sucks, zing!
colombiancartel 0
No,not a keeper. your settling.
Igor_g5 0
Its good to have suckable *******.
sherivengeance 3
dude, take the compliment! I wish *I* had ******* delectable enough for anyone to make that comment!!
teggman93 0
well show a pic of them and see wat happens
Michael216 0
Def. not an FML