Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I confessed to my husband that I quoted Lightning McQueen in an interview and got my dream job because of it. He wont stop laughing and telling my friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, I'm not sure if this even qualifies as a confession, but here goes: I'm weirdly but genuinely disappointed that my celebrity crush used to get naked on screen. Somehow my delulu brain had convinced itself she was a proper lady 24/7, on and off screen. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...
dreaGiallo 0
it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha
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hairdreser0nfire 0
Hey donny and his mouthful of teeth are hot....... yeah, not really.
EminemTM 0
Okay.
iSitt 0
has op considered converting to Mormon ?
kellanlvr 1
doesn't every normal person have a mouth full of teeth...?
hairdreser0nfire 0
No, not all people 29. Thanks for being so observant though. I meant big teeth, a mouthful of big chompers.
ravensunnyd 0
Donny is only his voice when he's singing
stacey90 0
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mandy_Reeves 0
they are beautiful... he is pretty hot for someone in their 50s
newmanlyman3 8
you can still have "oral" sex! *budum tss*
gczizza1997 15
Wait Donny osmond is just his singing voice, his real voice character is BD wong
chelle_starlight 0
relax op...it's just puppy love...
12596 0
Donny osmond is only the singing voice of Shang the regular voice is BD Wong
dberri05 2
B.D. Wong is openly gay. So it's still an FML for her, but it certainly does not compare to Donny Osmond.
TheEpicFoo 0
MUSE!!!!
anorexicbarbie 8
His forehead looks swollen... is he related to Tyra Banks?
yuhimjesus 0
lol. yes he is.
allmidnighteyes 11
Tyra Banks was cooler back when her name was still RuPaul.
perez758 2
lol atleast hes not totally gross for his age
dreaGiallo 0
it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha
SARSvirus79 0
Right! Same here. So disturbing.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Mel Gibson used to be hot.
michman23 0
Mel is a douche
nerdsgetmehot 23
#88 Yes, he's a douche, but that still has nothing to do with the fact that he used to be hot.
cactuspancake 0
man I've had a crush on Mel since braveheart!! but recently age is not making him look so great... and he's pretty weird
xcarxcrashx 9
But Thomas is Christian Bale!
thesunsetglow_fml 8
IS IT ACTUALLY?? omg.
ILikeBigBoobs 2
ydi for being a ****.
TexanDanny 2
lmfao
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I'm sorry but... how is she being a ****?
schwancy 2
Maybe next time you shouldn't go into so much detail about your creepy cartoon fantasies.
technicolourain1 0
lmao
allmidnighteyes 11
Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...
teddygraham1 1
i love the guy from L&O:SVU, he is a sexy man.
MhaiMhai 0
yeah his names B.D. Wong
court7733 0
He's also gay. I love him in Law & Order and he does have a sexy voice... Well for sure in Mulan. But yeah, Donny Osmond just did the singing.
TOPsCinderella 25
I'm glad someone said that, I was ready to flip lol, I love B.D. Wong!
XxHKXx 0
Actually I looked it up too since I was curious, well Donny Osmond did play Shang, but as the singing voice for Shang. The actual voice was played by B.D Wong.
noscope_ftw 0
why look it up when like 5 people have already said that before you?..
Zero72 0
haha the weird thing is i did practically the same thing the other day. i got the song he sings on my iPod and was like "what a great voice", looked him up and now everytime i listen to it all i can see is his face :/