Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after ten months. Why? She found out I didn't vote. Apparently that means I don't care about "her rights" and that's "a dealbreaker." Crazy bitch. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me because our "political views don't match" when I told her we needed to share house chores now that we live together. I know, I'm lost too. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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JuneBleeds4 20
Nah, you deserve it and she's absolutely right. You're not a victim here.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
She is right. Women rights are at stake; and if you don't care about her rights, you are a bad person
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Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
She is right. Women rights are at stake; and if you don't care about her rights, you are a bad person
JuneBleeds4 20
Nah, you deserve it and she's absolutely right. You're not a victim here.
Hangryko 32
Nope, she has you pegged. You have shown you are not a safe man, especially with the namecalling. Get therapy or stay lonely.
stickyface 17
It's not that you didn't vote, it's that you didn't vote the way she wanted you to, which is a real drag if she's a single-issue voter and your priorities don't necessarily align with hers. To her, that makes you evil and unsafe. To you, it's probably feels more like a waste of time. Either way, YDI: one for not voting at all and two for your choice of epithets.