Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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Top comments
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
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Comments (112)
juleski21 0
Why do you think this is a bad thing. There are tons of pervs out there that would do anything to suck on some titis, so be grateful.
tokyohenjin 5
Seconded. Pics or it didn't happen.
hkkilla 6
how is this an FML? your fiancé is awsome! he likes your boobs, fiancé FTW!
tubal069 0
Well do you? Show us all what you're working with. Let us be the judge.
Hrny_lover220 0
Can I suck em
Dadsgotmominhisd 0
man they really most be nice. well if you play it right you'll have me/ him eating right out of your hands. make it work for you
jcfrisco 13
pics or it didnt happen
sara8866 8
I wouldn't marry a douche like that!!
okieraider71 4
Are you crazy?? Listen very very close: That is the single greatest compliment a guy can give a chick!!!
oops_im_fucked 8
Hey it's a compliment, right?