Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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Top comments
aznbitch 0
HAHAHHAHA win
marinus_fml 20
The nicest thing? I don't know what could have been any nicer?
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Comments (112)
mouxouxou 11
I really want an invitation to this wedding.Can u imagine?When he says ''I,do'' he will actually answering to your boobs?Lovely...
jleisurely69 0
gonna need 2 suc it 4 myself
someone234 5
when's my turn?
DeathHead 0
what's wrong with that. be better if he said u didn't? And he wad going elsewhere to fond some?
Buchitoo 4
rq
mikul 0
well atleast it's nice ytd :)
Nefertiti78 0
He's only the singing voice...the very gay BD Wong is his speaking voice. Sooooo, yea, not lookin good on either spectrum...lol
LaFHlax 0
take it as a good thing!! :)
persimmon 0
why would you marry such a worthless piece of trash that talks to you like that..at best? you obv have terrible taste in men. ydi.
proski 0
let him suck your *******