Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
CuteAndNerdy 5
I'm sorry about your loss and I'm sorry your girlfriend is insensitive. You deserve better!
Xandrick 22
Welp, sounds like she was raised in a pretty hypermasculine scenario and would prefer bodybuilding emotionless meatheads. Sorry OP, but she might not be the one.
TAntobella 14
Sorry for your loss OP, but stop wasting your time and energies with a homophobe: that's the level of sensibility, empathy and support you can ever get from them. Homophobes are ignorant, hard-hearted, judjamental, stupid asshole who are uncapable of empathy, so they won't understand other's feelings in general. Look for a more evolved person, OP..
jerbear91 18
that's sad as hell. I am gay though and when my grandma passed I broke down. but so did my brother who is straight.
up_a_tree 15
sorry for saying this but what a bitch. she sounds heartless
Dying_Inside14 8
Please dump her.You'll catch her stupidity
Saucepenguin 6
my condolencess...
Vulcan4420 0
With all respect, she sounds like a homophobic ****.
kanarushi 1
You need a girlfriend who is not an ignorant idiot.
CookieCat327 9
What in the world does that have to do with sexuality?