Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, we're taking the plane home from Dublin after a school trip that I only barely got onto after troubles with my passport. Luckily for me, a kind person had decided to save me from the passport this evening - together with the rest of my wallet. I'm stuck. FML
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, after spending 2 years saving for my flights, I was denied boarding due to issues with my passport. I heading straight to the embassy only to be told a replacement will take 8 days. The airline will only hold my place for 7. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
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kofeinisti 6
Travel State Gov website: "All U.S. embassies and consulates have an after hours duty officer available to assist with life or death emergencies of U.S. citizens abroad. Contact the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate after hours duty officer for assistance if you have an emergency need to travel."
sofiainthesun 5
I'm gone guess you and a bunch of hobos.
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Hide_Yo_Kids 0
you have some sort of technology to help you if you wrote down this FML
Lykin 0
this is why ppl should buy a hipzbag! jeez
Tiwuz 19
yes u r CORRECT
TayonaC 10
haha hide ya kids hide ya wife hide ya purse cus they taken stuff from everybody out there see what I did there? yes it was dumb but I thought it was funny too
WOW_BS 0
You CAN NOT say "I see what you did there" ON YOUR OWN COMMENT! LIKE WTF!
TayonaC 10
ha obviously I can you see it there don't you?
sofiainthesun 5
I'm gone guess you and a bunch of hobos.
hmsgirl0315 0
Ftw!
thevaporizer 0
prostitution
kofeinisti 6
Travel State Gov website: "All U.S. embassies and consulates have an after hours duty officer available to assist with life or death emergencies of U.S. citizens abroad. Contact the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate after hours duty officer for assistance if you have an emergency need to travel."
Bettys_Boobs 0
doesn't matter which country OP is from, every embassy has an emergency hotline/contact.
maddiester 5
#6, she said 'guess who HAD'.. which could've meant she posted this after it happened. -__- you should learn how to read closely. and even if it was fake, what good do you gain calling it out?
KiddNYC1O 22
"you ******* imbecile" hahaha. Who but you, Kay? lol
dudeitsdanny 10
Did Sirin forget to take out the banhammer after your last escapade? Chilllll. No need to overreact like this. It's not like they were even rude about it, they just misinterpreted(not represented, btw) your post. Explain it and chill, or let it go. Did it really ruin your day, or something?
ILoveEggnog 7
Mmmm....KaySL.
brennan677 0
42, it says,"guess who gets". i will give you advice, ask your parents and or doctor to see if you're retarded.
Dennisse_47 17
Kay... your comments have made my day lol XD.
missmadii 0
44, who's to say she is vacationing in the US? She could be from Ohio but vacationing in a foreign country.
DarkJoy_fml 5
That's what I was thinking. She is from Ohio and not posting from Ohio.
Gomez_Vidal 0
44- You have anger problems. I recommend you see a therapist ;0
dani_zombie 0
she actually says : the next three days so she has either 3 more days or less but still gets to sleep in the airport for a while.
sofiainthesun 5
going to*
daybowbow 0
Doesn't mean he's not from the US in a foreign country. Under "city" he could have just put his hometown, not where he's located on the globe at this moment.
daybowbow 0
...for #6. Oops.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I've always wanted to be in a foreign country with no money and no nothin'.(: Sounds like fun!(: Good luck op.(:
Abi_x 0
Snap! [:
Zebidee 9
I did that one day for a laugh. I was in Austria and decided on the spur of the moment to get on a train to Bratislava, when I wasn't even 100% sure what country it was in. I arrived with no map, no guidebook, no phrasebook, no idea what language they spoke, what currency they used, or exactly how I was going to get back. The guy at the train station told me the return train left from another station on the other side of town, so my mission was to get through the day, cross the city on foot, and find my way back, all with zero preparation. It was one of the more interesting days out I've had.
SamazingBanes 0
agreed(:
Randomxnp 10
Slovakia
Zebidee 9
Thanks - I did figure that out at the time...
wisericky 12
hop on a make-shift raft and sail back to the states, everyones doing it now o days.
TayonaC 10
nice butt
maa_rico 4
Nice face. :)
kingtz 6
Nice arm
tulsafml 0
nice thumb?
Grimmerie 31
nice fur
kitty0910 0
nice tongue
maa_rico 4
nice bush
TayonaC 10
haha funny. and who were you talking too? ^^
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Nice...fork?
TayonaC 10
you mean the flag? I like that episode of spongebob :)
rjnorton84 0
tayonaC you just ruined an awesome combo! nice foot up your ass.
maa_rico 4
nice threesome
TayonaC 10
aw crap. I didn't even notice... sorry my bad :/
Rowdey 10
Nice combo.
bobjoefredsky 0
BLLLAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH SADMEP SMEEEEEE! BLARGHKAH!
kamikrazy 6
Who?
RedPillSucks 33
ikr? the suspense is killing me.
AEverydayDouche 1
3 more days of vacation! Make the best of it
Roxxay 6
your picture is so creepy :O
DeadOnArrivall 0
ydi for using a purse, use pockets!
Yeoj 0
pickpockets?
holymolybro 0
LOL. Wait to not think that through.
iSitt 0
when in a far away place I keep my important papers in a fanny pack under my shirt
justalilrandom2 4
Yes but every time you go to get money you look like you are touching yourself, then you also look like you have a massive bottom or tummy because of it too...