Today, I realized I was at a top quality ski resort when, while riding the lift, I counted three bras which appeared to have been thrown into the trees from the lift. My little brother counted eight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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handiquacked 0
I'm assuming it's the bra tree in sunshine village? Yeah, one of my bras are on that tree...
acmariner99 25
"Top" quality?
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handiquacked 0
I'm assuming it's the bra tree in sunshine village? Yeah, one of my bras are on that tree...
cootiequeen4444 11
Is that a real thing or is this a joke? I'd assume it is a joke but idk... bras in trees under a ski lift seems really odd. If I'm right in assuming you made a legit statement.. what the ****? who came up with that? Why? That's kinda bizarre. (though I don't really see how it affects OP...)
cfojo 19
At all of the ski resorts I've been to there are either bras or jewelry in the trees.
Hug_a_Deathclaw 8
A lot of ski resorts have one tree like that
LordGiblett 26
It's a real thing lmao. I saw it while skiing up in Banff before
WinterChild 20
It's a real thing. We have one here too.
handiquacked 0
It is definitely a real thing
t_b_12345 2
They have a tree like that at Mad River Mountain in Ohio too
acmariner99 25
"Top" quality?
cacheson 42
Someone needs to give that tree a shirt... or several. It's underclothes are exposed!
RichardPencil 32
Instead of counting bras in the trees, you should be counting the boobs skiing down the hill!
ApplePie1994 27
you're a dude. You needn't worry about bras, unless you're having sexy times.
LyricaSilvan 30
One, you do realize the gender markers on this site don't always work right, yes? So OP could be a woman and their post is just marked wrong. Two, even if OP really IS a guy, how is it your business to tell him if he should care? Men can give a shit about these things. He may have a sister or other female family member and therefore recognize how much of a hassle it can be to get decent bras, thereby knowing how wasteful it is to just throw them onto a tree.
rohan111993 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ew liberal fluids
ApplePie1994 27
you're a dude. You needn't worry about bras, unless you're having sexy times.
lightfall 11
The bra tree is a classic at many ski resorts!
kat2943 20
That's any ski resort. Crested Butte, Colorado has about 3 of those trees per lift. One mountain in Massachusetts had panties. And people ski down the slopes with out shirts.
marlinwalkup1347 13
You've obviously never been to a ski resort let alone a "top quality" resort. Bra trees are fantastic. They're tradition in Colorado honestly
engel2882 3
I've been to many ski resorts. In my experience, they do this in the US, Canada, and Austria.