Today, I fell and got a nasty cut above my right eye. The doctor in the ER sealed the wound with surgical glue. He also glued his glove to my eyebrow, and let glue run onto my eyelid. Not only do I have a scar and medical bill, I now have no eyebrow or eyelashes on my right eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
Today, I rushed to urgent care after suddenly developing a dark spot in the vision of one of my eyes. Long story short, I paid $110 for the doctor to remove an eyelash. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
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Top comments
Leebra 6
Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?
FYLDeep 26
DocBastard must have been in that day.
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Comments (105)
therealbmw 2
that's cool
iamthellamaking 0
yes yes it is... so wanna get breakfast sometime
therealbmw 2
sure
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
hey guys...GUYS!!!! can I come to?
therealbmw 2
if you have money
randiZ25 0
that's cool???? no that's epic!!! I wouldn't want that to ever happen to me but one of the better fml's I've heard in a while!
b3lla_fml 0
buy fake eye lashes lol
bamagrl410 31
Wowww... Doctor fail.
iamthellamaking 0
that bastard (semi-famous FML person pun)
bamagrl410 31
Hmm now that you mention it, Doc probably did it and the person probably deserved it. oh Doc. Haha
iamthellamaking 0
oh that bastard
hachoo 0
your description assumes that everyone has a good education and come from a good background. Not everyone can afford to go to school and learn proper English. Think twice before you write that in your description, assuming everyone knows how to read and write.
Jizwold 0
im twlv wat is ths? n wts a skol?
Leebra 6
Basically, you have to pay for a bad and unwanted wax job?
therealbmw 2
no dumb shit, basically the doctor ****** up but the waxing or whatever you claimed was cute
lulzaroonie 0
... I think Leebra knew that. they were just stating as an aside that since they were going to pay for the gluing, they weren't planning on having to 'pay' to have their eyebrows and eyelashes removed too.
therealbmw 2
that's cute
LoveMySoldier82 0
That is when you ask for the hospital coordinator and tell them they better not charge a dime.
ohSNAPyall 27
Free eyebrow wax!
C6Racer 0
At least you didn't lose an eye lid.
Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
Or worse....An EYE. o-O
cameron_natasha 0
woww faail -.- id sue them xD
rottentomatoes 7
ooh. that's not good.. Ask your money back, he obviously failed
11wanda11 6
ahaha I lmfao, that's farkin funny
therealbmw 2
farkin WTF are you 2
unidentified_sta 5
Real farking witty aren't you with your age guessin'.
therealbmw 2
captain farkin obvious aren't we with your witty little farkin reply
11wanda11 6
I'm Australian, fark is aussi slang ok, I use our slang all the time, so relax guys! we are not ment to be all the same. unless ur Aussie too, but then Aussies ain't what they used to be!!! old school all the way
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Farkin' 'ell mate.
pennies_lane 6
ssshhh! you're embarrassing all the rest of us Aussies!
BoredomKillsinc 0
i know the ass thing to do whenever you have a problem with someone is to sue them, in this case, its appropiate. that's his fault
CitrusGirl 0
Yeah, malpractice lawsuit.
FYLDeep 26
DocBastard must have been in that day.
lilkimbowl 0
that's because u rive in the states bic boii
SomePinkTape 0
rive? bic?? boi??? what kind of language is this.
xxdannychaosxx 0
tis trollasian
lilhedz 0
alas, possibly vietnatroll?
rowbot4 0
should have at least made him do the other side!