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Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
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Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.
Ghostrui 31
Oh poor you.
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Comments (51)
WHSKitty4ever 23
I would’ve broken up with your ass, not just stop speaking to you.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Hopefully he's chucked you and moved out by now Might even find himself a nice faithful girl too Enjoy your reputation, hopefully you'll find an std ridden guy who also has numerous side bits you can date
snoopy1517 0
I'm surprised about the judgemental comments and narrow-mindedness tbh. OP may well have an open relationship and maybe her boyfriend has a side chick or more. If she had cheated then I doubt that she'd be posting about it on here and her boyfriend would of done more than stop talking....
HemiPoweredGroomer 5
Unless you are in a poly-amorous relationship, I cannot think of any way that this is okay. I really would like to know more, unlike those who have nailed you to a wall. However, to those saying that the dude may not have thought she was doing the frick-frack with another guy... You are really counting his intelligence low. Should the genders be reversed, no one would ever think that the girlfriend would think anything other than cheating. If you are cheating, OP, you really should evaluate your life choices. You knowingly hurt two people, and create a situation for yourself as a disrespected character. This is the start of a plunge that will be hard to get away from. The whole "Why can't I find a nice guy?"... Probably because he knows you are a cheater, and has more respect for himself than to even entertain the idea that you will not cheat on them. Remember, most people still believe: Once a cheater, always a cheater
nathan10mlse 7
I hope your side dick becomes your new boyfriend and does the same shit to you
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There is no way you don't deserve this.
26octhumbug 13
Seriously people? I’m not condoning her actions because cheating is never ok but remember she’s human to! Everyone makes mistakes and some of the stuff people are saying is appalling. We don’t know the full situation maybe there’s vital information we’re missing. Even if we’re not that doesn’t make verbal abuse to a stranger on the internet ok.
roguespartan113 15
It’s your own fault you people are the reason us nice guys can’t get a decent gf who wont cheat.
thelittlem 15
Great bait I rate 9/11
YallDeservedItJk 22
Gotta love the intense misogyny in the comments. Look at any fml about a man cheating and this level of hate for him doesn’t even come close. Great job being disproportionately nasty to women, humanity.