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Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML

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Mungolikecandy 19

Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.

Oh poor you.

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I would’ve broken up with your ass, not just stop speaking to you.

Hopefully he's chucked you and moved out by now Might even find himself a nice faithful girl too Enjoy your reputation, hopefully you'll find an std ridden guy who also has numerous side bits you can date

I'm surprised about the judgemental comments and narrow-mindedness tbh. OP may well have an open relationship and maybe her boyfriend has a side chick or more. If she had cheated then I doubt that she'd be posting about it on here and her boyfriend would of done more than stop talking....

HemiPoweredGroomer 5

Unless you are in a poly-amorous relationship, I cannot think of any way that this is okay. I really would like to know more, unlike those who have nailed you to a wall. However, to those saying that the dude may not have thought she was doing the frick-frack with another guy... You are really counting his intelligence low. Should the genders be reversed, no one would ever think that the girlfriend would think anything other than cheating. If you are cheating, OP, you really should evaluate your life choices. You knowingly hurt two people, and create a situation for yourself as a disrespected character. This is the start of a plunge that will be hard to get away from. The whole "Why can't I find a nice guy?"... Probably because he knows you are a cheater, and has more respect for himself than to even entertain the idea that you will not cheat on them. Remember, most people still believe: Once a cheater, always a cheater

I hope your side dick becomes your new boyfriend and does the same shit to you

There is no way you don't deserve this.

Seriously people? I’m not condoning her actions because cheating is never ok but remember she’s human to! Everyone makes mistakes and some of the stuff people are saying is appalling. We don’t know the full situation maybe there’s vital information we’re missing. Even if we’re not that doesn’t make verbal abuse to a stranger on the internet ok.

roguespartan113 15

It’s your own fault you people are the reason us nice guys can’t get a decent gf who wont cheat.

Great bait I rate 9/11

YallDeservedItJk 22

Gotta love the intense misogyny in the comments. Look at any fml about a man cheating and this level of hate for him doesn’t even come close. Great job being disproportionately nasty to women, humanity.