Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Nicki
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
oh lord
Oshawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Give it to me, Sheldon!
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Dwarvahkiin
🌶️ Spicy
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.
Ghostrui 31
Oh poor you.
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Comments (51)
becca72315 1
Hey you still have the side dick lol
Gofuckyourself 24
HAHAHAHA oh my God, I don't know why you would have a side dick if you got the main dick but girl, you done **** up.
KIEdekka 14
you were cheating on him, and then called another dude's name. Hell, personally, I'd have thrown you out of my house, locked the door, and never even looked at you again.