Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
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Comments (96)
amyrules99 7
Well that's awkward...
MushroomCake 9
Awkward? Only slightly...I hope you both managed to laugh it off OP!
xoconnie 8
Ah crap, he's gonna be pissed :/ It could have been worse though, prior posters have said their brother/sister's name so I think your case is more understandable.
NeatNit 33
I guess we know who inspired the character then? (your other bf)
maniaccrab 0
Is it me or is Amy hot? I know this has nothing to do with the fml but seriously. Hot as hell. :D
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Even more awkward if the main character's name is Chuck. Then Op's boyfriend couldn't get mad, or else Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him.
nooneherer 5
that made me CHUCKLE
MsConfusedd 27
Hopefully the main character's good looking
StanSmith_fml 9
Edward Cullen? Oh gosh look what you've done. I'm now all hot and bothered.
redbluegreen 41
Christian Grey? Gag.
Tali147 16
Hopefully the main character is not a female.
uJelly24 1
What's the main characters looks got to do with this...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
EvilPotato 15
I'm sure it has nothing to do with all of those "sleep overs.".
StopDropNRoll 11
I thought it was the "late nights at work."
winning11 0
What's op?
therealslim 15
Now is not the time 75.
djxerxes9000 18
What a novel idea!
zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
lolfood 24
Maybe the climax of your story should be a sex scene.
ALpein 0
Maybe you just shouldn't comment..
grime 4
18, smooth.
lolfood 24
Wow, I regret posting that comment. Very sorry, I even thumbed myself down.
MarisaCB 16
Explain and show him the novel. Then he'll know you're telling the truth.
airforce987 20
I'm pretty sure he knows about it. It's just a turn off and he's probably not even mad
JustPlayTheGame 6
I doubt he's mad it'll probably just feel extremely awkward making love and knowing she's thinking of another name/person
perdix 31
I'll never know why anybody uses names during sex, when "baby" or "bitch" are perfectly fine. I've heard "asshole" and "customer."
redbluegreen 41
Please, call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.
supermonke07 0
Cause using names makes it more intimate and I think sexier.
hockeyoceancity 13
You're 13 lol... Enough said.
SenorOlive 3
People really don't get that you are being facetious, do they?
PrincessPesa 20
'Yes, Mistress' works well for me. I think creativity can be a great thing! Why not call someone your Grande **** Stallion or your Naughty Lil' **** Doll? (never mind the neighbors...) Worst that can happen is everyone ends up bursting into laughter, which if you're in the right relationship certainly shouldn't derail the whole operation.
saksxalmo 20
What about "Captain"? "Captain" sounds cool. Or "Doctor". Someone needs to try this.
horneyhic 15
If u forget there name yell ur own
kittykat1501 31
9 mlp is awesome!
monkeyhead641 6
This is what happens when you write justin bieber fan fiction
FMLsAreAwesome 0
No. Just no.
monkeyhead641 6
Oh come on it was kinda funny.
Mads_1234 28
No, no it wasn't.
TheDrifter 24
If it was Edward you're lucky he didn't run screaming.
Purplefluff 6
I think j.k Rowling had the same problem when she was writing the Harry potter books
Ambi_Sinistrous 5
I guess it's a little late to suggest roleplaying to him...?