Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Nicki
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
oh lord
Oshawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Give it to me, Sheldon!
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Dwarvahkiin
🌶️ Spicy
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Boo hoo. You cheated on your boyfriend and are now upset he found out due to your own stupidity. What a shame.
Ghostrui 31
Oh poor you.
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ned diggers 14
You came to the right place to get sympathy from femicommies. If your boyfriend had any common sense, he'd leave you instead of just giving you the cold shoulder.
404wan 19
he probably thinks she was only thinking of someone else, doesn't know she's ******* him.
404wan 19
and you expect sympathy? **** you cheater. your boyfriend should leave you, the only reason he doesn't is probably that he thinks you were only thinking about someone else, not actually ******* him. and this is a girl btw.
IrieStorm 9
I hope you didn't post this looking for sympathy.
Alup132 22
Why are you complaining to us? You totally deserved it for cheating. That’s like if someone robbed a bank and complains that they got arrested, it’s not good to do.
IcedSapphire 27
Way to go, stupid.
nemcali 34
Wow guys, what’s with all those insults and names calling? They might have been together only few weeks and she might have had her side guy beforehand etc. Either way, I don’t approve of cheating either but no need to be so judgemental and harsh.
OhNoezz 10
You can't have a side piece without having a main dish.
Rabite 28
Totally agree. I don't like cheaters but some comments here are way worse than that.
Traveling_Book 9
So do you guys have an open relationship? If not then you’re just complaining about cheating and getting caught.
bltoth 8
If you are a *****, be proud of that. Get in your bf face a remind him he knew you were a ***** since the start of your relationship. He doesn't deserve a ***** like you. Period!
TxKitten79 10
If you have an open relationship that your bf knows about, and you just said the wrong name, ok, I get why his feelings are hurt. If you're a cheater, though, I hope your boyfriend leaves you because that's a bitchy, **** move. If you're not happy with your bf, and need "side dick," just end it already and be honest enough with the next guy to say you are polyamorous and need more than one lover. Cheating is not okay.
interesting33 37
I feel like there is no way you could honestly be expecting sympathy. I hope you break it off with him and the other person you're sleeping with if they don't know the arrangement. I hope you one day are mature enough for a faithful relationship. Take care of yourself and others OP. Be honest with your boyfriend.