Today, my girlfriend once again insisted that she didn't have a problem with my gaming. Considering that every day I find my PC desk covered in junk, and all my consoles disconnected, somehow I don't think she's telling the truth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, my wife refuses to let me play my Xbox, except at the weekends, because it’s "a childish waste of time" and "we need to spend more time together", yet when we’re together she has no problem spending hours on games on her phone. No, she does not see the irony in this either. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
If she cannot explain her grievances in a normal, mature way, she’s not ready to be in a relationship, bro
Fairla31 6
Every time she does that hide her makeup and tell her she doesnt need it the junk and unplugging will end real quick
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Comments (6)
Anderling 33
If she cannot explain her grievances in a normal, mature way, she’s not ready to be in a relationship, bro
RichardPencil 32
The truth is she's the passive-aggressive roommate of a gaming addict who can't directly confront him about his disease. Is that better, manchild?
Ubehage 32
Do the same with her stuff. Insist that there is no problem, and you're both just acting perfectly normal. Keep it on. Don't back down! Let her realize it in her own time. Or, maybe you will realize that she's lost. Either way, you win.
Fairla31 6
Every time she does that hide her makeup and tell her she doesnt need it the junk and unplugging will end real quick
mha8649 8
leave the bitch. I am willing to bet she spends more time on Facebook than you do gaming.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How often do you game? Do you ignore her to do so? It depends on the situation to fully determine if her actions are justified.