jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Anonymous
Little bundle of fluff
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
Top comments
Rozeyyy 25
This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Brad31_fml 21
Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.
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Comments (92)
0neiros 14
Sounds like you made a good trade. Pussy is Pussy.
AndrasteNyx 18
Me-ouch.
EpicLeeGames 12
I always knew cats were murderers!
megs925 16
She must really hate cats.
allforfun 23
Good trade
Talis99 26
If you got a pet without consulting, honestly, that's not a YDI, but you should have asked. As cute as everyone thinks random fluffballs are, there's studies shown that giving people animals as presents without knowing if they want one causes issues. And abandoned animals.
GarfieldDaCat 5
make it fat and orange like me. otherwise just fat if your cats not orange. Lasagnas a good treat. lol
llewyne 2
I would break up with my boyfriend if he bought me a pet of any kind. Buying anyone a pet as a surprise gift is very irresponsible. I'm guessing she broke up with him because of that... YDI
nerd102 19
Did you name the cat?
deepan_dsouza 12
you have a pussy but you don't have the pussy ;)