jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Anonymous
Little bundle of fluff
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
Top comments
Rozeyyy 25
This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Brad31_fml 21
Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.
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Comments (92)
EnJey0 19
Regardless of circumstances that would allow her to be able to care for a pet, you shouldn't give pets as a gift unless they make it painfully clear they want one
mattyiscool123 26
We really need a little more info here
vampirechick105 4
Sounds pretty great to me actually...
writerchic85 26
Cats are better company anyway
andrmac 25
Well now you have a new friend to console you until you find someone new.
blazenkitty 17
Dude, you essentially traded a pussy for a pussy.
mjd02 15
For me this was posted twice.
cmac718 12
At least you bought her a cat. I asked my boyfriend for a cat and I got a stuffed animal......
Rented_eyebrows 18
This is how the break up happened: Her: where were u yesterday? Him: out buying pussy! Her: fxck you! ( slams door on the way out) Him: damit! Should of gotten a dog :/
Catdragon 40
yeah but then it would be like Her: where were u yesterday? Him: out getting bitches Her: fxck you! ( slams door on the way out) Him: damit! Should of gotten a fish :/
carmbees 12
At first, I read that as "Today, I got my cat a girlfriend." I was like, "oh no! The cat ate your other cat? They ran away together? This is so tragic!" In all seriousness, was she just waiting for a really good gift to run off with? Here's hoping you're more of a dog person, because that girlfriend sounds like a bitch.