jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Anonymous
Little bundle of fluff
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
Top comments
Rozeyyy 25
This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Brad31_fml 21
Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.
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Comments (92)
SnailMail 12
I don't see the problem here
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Either way, you got pussy.
TMO2142 25
A cat better then a gf??? One cuddles all the time and doesnt get mad at your actions
Brair 3
lol I love cats but trust me they can very easily get mad at you. It they feel they are being ignored they get upset. I have seen them pee on shoes and other things to express their displeasure.
TMO2142 25
i have 3 cats lol, they havent ever done things mean
MariaGiovanni 25
you've clearly never owned a cat.
TMO2142 25
i own 3, mine just are nice
TMO2142 25
check my profile lol
Inkoseh 33
Never buy a pet for someone, even if it's your SO, spouse or parent. Unless they WANT one and there have been plans for one. A pet for a gift, especially unexpected, is absolutely terrible. The only one who loses is the animal. Why would Responsibility for another living thing be a gift if it isn't wanted?
Solano2580 24
Perhaps it was too much? How far along were you two, was she allergic, does she hate cats, etc.
spaholla04 13
Get a second cat and call it good.! :)
smirnoff1589 9
Seems fine to me
Saraishi 25
Cats are more loyal and make great companions.
videogames4life 10
that escalated quickly. mind explaining what happened?
bretzeller 13
You're better off.