Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I signed the lease on my first apartment alone with my boyfriend. We've lived here a month before we got to sign. Today is also the day my neighbors decided to show how they're night owls: all I hear is banging on the walls and them loudly talking and yelling. This will be a long year. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
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UsernameAnxiety 14
Taylor Swift... Sounds like a living, lucid nightmare. I feel for you.
Roskosity 22
Blast "We Are Never Getting Back Together" back at her.
CrissyyyS2 22
But they were never together in the first place.
Ambient25 25
or blast OUTFIELD - LOSE YOUR LOVE
Devilpuppy0861 7
Hey ummm, I really don't appreciate how y'all are talking about my girlfriend. If my heart could write songs it would be to the tune of "you belong with me" ok.
rg350dx 29
I thought it wasn't THAT terrible until I read won't stop blasting Taylor swift. My deepest condolences.
R00ST3R 12
Sounds like your her Romeo.
Roskie 16
That gives me an idea... OP, pretend to be dead.
rg350dx 29
Stab and/or poison her would be an easier, more permanent solution.
Ambient25 25
make sure both of your families are in a war
mollyjynxjax 28
*you're
mandygrl25 18
It is your idiot!
alphatoomega 21
42, that's the correct your. "make sure both of you are families are in a war" makes no sense. Before you correct people, make sure you know what you're talking about.
ambear26 14
I actually think 42 was talking about the "sounds like your her Romeo" when it should've been *you're. At least I hope that's what 42 means.
Voldy_fml 16
I think 42 was actually correcting 3..
Ambient25 25
Would have helped if #42 mentioned #3 lol
Dusty_Busters 15
That was bugging me too. Thanks lol
23Z9TZO 18
*why do people give a ****?
crymore007 11
Blast Dying Fetus. I'm sure she'll get over you u.u
xx000o 27
Alternate that with opera at max volume.
slkester 12
I feel for you buddy. Taylor Swift is a no.... But if she threatened your girlfriend etc make sure you write the incidences down. Just incase she really IS crazy and tries something stupid.
Ameel_fml 19
It sounds like the OP can already make a police report. Threats against someone's safety can be reported, as can noise disturbance.
xlord 27
Does your next door neighbour happen to be 8 years old?
beneathitallxx 15
I hope you mean your neighbors daughter. if not then I would not sleep at night, hope she doesn't turn out to be a stalker.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
What a childish neighbor.
michaelm1290 23
Isn't this why screamo music exists? To counter Taylor Swift
Mossears133 15
So OP should blast something worse closer to his ears?
Devilpuppy0861 7
Or he could blast the In Fear and Faith cover of "You Belong With Me". Just to get the best of both worlds of course.
Orchard 33
Well if you just signed the lease there should be some sort of escape clause, and if there isn't you might could sub-let the property? Last ditch resort is a restraining order. I hope you can find a way out, OP, before she goes Fatal Attraction on you