jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Anonymous
Little bundle of fluff
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
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Rozeyyy 25
This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Brad31_fml 21
Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.
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Comments (92)
hannah_cheers 30
At least you have a cat.
oobidoob 3
Reminds me of when my girlfriend in highschool bought me pet mice because her parents wouldn't let her have one and then a month later she dumped me and I was left with them
Axel5238 29
A pet is a big responsibility and isn't cheap. Even if they said they wanted one surprising them with one is a bad idea. Also, were dating long? Getting a pet together is generally seen as a big commitment in a relationship and was probably too soon.
Bekll 31
So... Win win?
Queen_of_Night 20
Wow... I made this exact comment before reading yours.
Greekpower14 3
at least you still have pussy, ba-dum-tssss
Mathalamus 25
poor cat. it was unwanted. at least you kept the cat, right?
HarveyaGoof 5
Fair trade in my opinion.
KyleRen 13
Well, at least you've still got some pussy Ba dum crash
redscarf_fml 8
Did your girlfriend express interest in a cat? Or did you just assume?
swordyx 5
What I understood is that you tried to surprise her by buying her a cat. If that is the case, then you are being very irresponsible and very irrational. Before owning a pet, think about the commitment you can give. Can everyone in your living space accept the pet? How much do you know about them? I know a lot of "dog/cat lovers" assume that everyone likes dog or cats. Anyone who doesn't like them are evil and wrong. That is just irrational and a selfish way of thinking. I love animals rationally. I help out at dog shelters and there is more than enough abandoned pets. Maybe if people like you actually think about your actions before you act, then these animals won't suffer by the hands of "dog/cat lovers". Well, if I get the situation wrongly then of course nth I said applies to you.