jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Rockville Centre, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
achoooo
United States
Cats rule, boys drool
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
annabellebyebye
United States
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
constantine
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
Anonymous
Little bundle of fluff
Today, I have concluded that my new girlfriend is a cat. She ignores me 99% of the day, nuzzles me when she does want attention, gets the zoomies randomly twice a day, her snoring legit sounds like she’s purring, and when she gets real mad, she scratches. FML
Top comments
Rozeyyy 25
This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??
Brad31_fml 21
Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.
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Comments (92)
ttubear 17
cat > girlfriend
RedWolfy 7
I want a standard poodle puppy!!!!!! My boyfriend said not yet
Merc6969 2
look at the bright side bro. you lost your girl but you still have a little kitty to play with when your home alone
rgetting 24
You should never buy a pet for someone as a surprise. A cat or dog is and should be a commitment for the life of the animal. How can you think surprising someone with a lifetime commitment is acceptable?
ItsAnanya 25
This is just the first step, OP. Slowly and steadily the cat is going to take over everything in your life, resulting in your complete and utter submission to the cat lords. Removing the girlfriend from your life is simply the beginning.
manuwish 9
cats are really good companions too, she probably was a dog person
Queen_of_Night 20
So... Win win?
InsanityVerge 8
awe poor unloved kitty. fml for the kitty.
rydersmomma16 21
I agree with #4, this needs a follow up so badly! I'm so confused!!
sempisaviour 17
You should have talked about it with her first before you decided to get a cat. I understand if it's a surprise, but maybe she's allergic, or just hates cats. It's not like you can just take it back and then ask her to come back, right?