Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
DocBastard 40
Aww, I'm sorry OP. Come here, I'll give you a hug. No I won't.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You cranky today, Doc?
wlddog 14
I think he is. We should all chase him down and hug him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is a prime example of a manipulative bitch. At least you found out early.
groupleader 7
She has a great sense of humor. You need to get her back, she is definitely a keeper.
egc573 40
Look in the dictionary and you'll see her picture. Hint: It'll be under the term that starts with a "t" and ends with "otal bitch".
ronbonzombae 4
What a see you next tuesday.
katie_180 0
Aww that's awful. I'm sorry :(
kitkat789 2
U stole my username "Katie" lol
Malicteal 21
It seems to me, based on her reply to your question, that she's a bitch anyway. You're better off without her.
Malicteal 21
It seems to me, based on her reply to your question, that she's a bitch anyway. You're better off without her.
stevenJB 25
It's not you....it's the thought of you. *valley girl accent*
SovietRei 5
Well, OP, seems the girl of your dreams is kind of an ass. Though I'm guessing that wasn't part of your dreams. :v