Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
kalgon 0
Falcon punch followed by surprise buttsecks.
alicat72998 0
That has to suck. :( sorry it happened.
XxXLIKEAJACKXxX 2
U never say I love u first #1 rule
THE_A_TEEN 28
He did confess his love for her. Also, there is a little thing called "punctuation".
Cartera 10
Neither did you on the stoner comment dumb ass.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Eh, who? Me or mr. First-rule?
redmane 21
Then no one would ever say "I love you" and everyone would go into a deep depression and die and then the human race would become extinct. Do you want everyone to die?
HaniahAhmad 0
You learn how to spell and use grammar in Kindergarten! Dumb ass....
gibbyguppy 0
Err, then no one wud say a love you. Dumbass
RabidBunny 10
It kind of makes me re-think about approaching the girl I like...dang. I guess people are just cold hearted nowadays, c'est la vie. I hope you don't let it get to you too much. That sucks even more.
Tsumi_fml 10
Whats the harm in trying? You get rejected, boohoo, now you can spend less time on the wrong girl and more time chasing the right one. Plus not all girls are heartless, some might hint forever because she doesnt have the courage to tell you out right. :D
FMLVP 0
That's messed but hey now you know she doesn't deserve you and she isn't worth your time
misshighjinks 5
That's so mean! I'm sorry! You're better than that :)
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for confessing your love to someone you aren't even dating. Slow down captain premature.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Seriously?
white16sox 19
"Confessing your love" can be as simple as "I really like you, wanna go out sometime?"
akdakine81 2
Unless she has already said yes to marrying you, NEVER confess 'love' to any girl. It's okay if she's giving you head while you're drunk and it slips out. Other than that save it for the alter!
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm guessing you have experience in this?
blloyd420 5
Haha best comment on here
Awsumuzzie 12
That was hilarious! What's more hysterical? That she missed a great chance with someone who cares deeply about her. She is full of win.
perdix 31
You should have given her the pre-paid gift card to the restaurant you were going to take her to. She deserves a little somethin'-somethin' for the extended prank she played on you. Think of it as a tip!