You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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Top comments
Sagar Nair 12
Well now you know. Time to move on.
cuz803 46
We've all been there. Sorry, ma'am. You'll find love one day.
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Comments (5)
Sagar Nair 12
Well now you know. Time to move on.
cuz803 46
We've all been there. Sorry, ma'am. You'll find love one day.
RichardPencil 32
Try to smell his hair more often. He'll come around. Never give up -- you must win.
Plop 17
I think the tried and trusted method to win a guy's heart is a quick ******* in the bathroom. If it doesn't work, OP just needs to keep trying harder!
andrewgr 4
It happens at some point to almost everyone who is brave enough to take that risk. Looking back on my life, my biggest regret is of all the things I didn't try because I was scared of rejection, or of looking foolish. Please don't make the same mistake that I did-- shake this off, recognize that mutual attraction has as much to do with pheromones as it does with your looks or personality, and don't stop putting yourself out there!
Sonotsuave 37
You know, while it’ll hurt in the moment, and perhaps feel awkward for now, at least you told him how you feel vs never telling him. I’ve been there where people seem like they’re into you but it turns out they’re just being sociable and friendly. My advice to you is you may not know it now, but perhaps he’s not the one you’re meant to get together with, & that person’s coming in the near future.