Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
muFilter 19
Sad for you, but it's no loss, OP. This is the kind of girl who will nag you into shaving your pubic hair and then laugh in your face for it. Next thing you know you'll be waking up to her boogers on your lip and cold scissors around whatever's still left of your manhood.
HighasaCloud 46
I love allusions to other FMLs, they always make me laugh. Thanks for cheering me up a bit.
muFilter 19
Oh yay! Having cheered you up a bit is more than thanks enough. It pretty much makes my night, really. Well, that and this bottle of cognac, but still...
mariagrace 0
That's mean!
Jeans14 4
Haha i've definitely been that kind of girl before... it's funny but still mean..
Azail 15
How in the hell is playing with a guy's emotions funny? If the situation was reversed I doubt you would be saying that
989898t 3
finally, someone else who's done that. Yeah I get that it's bitchy, but damn. At least we pretend to be interested, give them some hope and shit. It's funny
pengin 13
A typical dumbass bitch. Sorry about that OP, not all girls are like that--- but plenty are. As you grow up, you tend to (hopefully) figure out the type of girls to stay away from and not waste your time with them... In summary, there are tons of dumb/cruel girls AND guys. Neither gender is inherently better, and there are plenty losers in general lol. You just need to be able to recognize these types of people to not waste your time with.
sharkbait3415 0
Tell that bitch off man!
goliatron 9
From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope she gets sharted on.
AnneeSo 6
Nobody deserves that. :(
johngaltmovement 8
Sorry bro that sucks
ppl2ppl 4
What a bitch. Sorry guy :(
lemonarm 18
c'mon it happens to everybody just a minor setback.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Pretending to be interested in someone and then crushing his feelings because you thought it was "funny" doesn't happen to everyone. I've live in the states, and that has never happened to me.
stevecitty 3
that ish is da bomb b