Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
Today, I came out from the E.R. with an arm cast and stitches on my head, all because a cyclist ran me over on a pedestrian walkway and got away. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
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Top comments
ilytyvm 25
I have to admit, that was kind of a good one... Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.
tournamentdecide 33
That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.
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Comments (79)
ilytyvm 25
I have to admit, that was kind of a good one... Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.
friedpwnadge 25
The horrid scale of fmls is most easily measured by the ratio of ydi's to yls's. This is super bad.
ironmany_fml 23
you don't say
llalala_fml 19
I bet he was waiting a long time to say that.
tournamentdecide 33
That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.
kaablam 17
Or like someone who frequently runs people over and has a catch phrase.
tantanpanda 26
No need to pedalize anyone for it :)
1DisGR8 32
I honestly don't understand what goes on in those kind of people's heads. Don't they have an ounce of sympathy or give even a decent apology to someone they knocked over? Sorry this happened to you.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Lighten up. It was a good joke.
mike_BMFOT 3
"while I lied there in agony" clearly not just a joke to OP.
DoomedGemini 38
If you slam into random people and just make a pun without even caring if the person okay as a "joke", I'm concerned.
pyrexicpoet 18
Maybe that was their way of apologizing and maybe make them laugh to brighten up the mood
senor_octubre 24
Karma probably had him get hit by a truck around the corner:) either way FYL sorry op:(
badluckalex 23
A bit harsh there bud.
captain_mal 19
Damn dude, it was only a bike.
senor_octubre 24
I was joking but once I realized that it was a bit over the top I went to go edit it and then ran out of time so oh well
jerryj 27
Just know that, if Cycling Pun Man happens to be hit by a truck, it will be on you and your not being able to modify your comment fast enough.
JS4233 14
Well I guess from now on not only should the cyclist wear a helmet, but the pedestrians too. Bad drivers are everywhere.
Devindelon 17
It looks like the cycling maniac struck again.
Desi_D123 27
I'm sorry OP but I had to chuckle along too. Hope you're feeling better though!
GAMERZxxHD 25
That was a great pun. Must say. But he should have at least stopped to help you. Hopefully you didn't get too hurt!
Kurby14 21
what a prick
DrewJoeyPeyton 10
If only he could've back peddled out of that one. Sorry about the incident thought OP.