Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
mrsmillsy 10
Go find someone better and make her regret it when she sees how happy you make the other girl :)
96skeeter 6
What a bitch
hhhwat 0
Revenge sounds like a decent reply to her bitchousness. (new word yay) learn to play the game and make her wish she chose otherwise. Besides a dreamer/lover you may be will attract the right sort, but you got dog through rock to find a diamond. I'm still digging, good luck
GoldenGrizzly 7
She is a ****!
SoultheWolf 19
I'm sorry to break this to you OP, but most girls or guys "of your dreams" usually end up being a complete and total pricks who think they can do and get anything they want. Sorry you found this out the hard way.
kei1108 13
Now, you are lucky you aren't with someone as awful is that. And it's good you found out sooner rather than later.
sincerelyunknown 0
Awwuh:(
skullofdarkness 18
I feel ya bro
ElsaMari 0
thats bad...
aerogxt 7
Sounds like you need better dreams