Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
awilso13 8
I feel your pain bro. I too, am in a similar circumstance, however mine is entirely my fault. If it makes you feel any better i've been messing around with a girl who Is engaged, and now I think I love this chick. I obviously ****** up here. I know misery loves company so I hope this makes u feel a lil better. Bitches ain't shit smh.
Azail 15
You sir are an idiot for messing around with an engaged woman. However it does take courage to admit your mistake and you did and for that I commend you and wish you best of luck with your situation.
GoldenGrizzly 7
You should do the decent thing and tell her fiance.
hilary56 0
Damn! What a bitch…sorry…time for you to move on.
4everblackjack 10
Steven, your picture made me laugh. Noor's though, not so much.. :,/
nazishooter 0
I could relate to that!!! :)
rockerlove2013 6
Dude u look like ur 13 how would u know about tht, well atleast u r able to date at tht age lol
nbrunelli69 4
sry bro...it happens to all of us
xela96 0
What a bitch
blackvyper 8
Just forget about her.. you'll have more opportunities with more mature women.
wlddog 14
Sounds like an open door invite for revenge. You got two ways you can take it. #1. Find out who she likes and pay them to give her attention, then dump her on her face. #2. Start harassing her by sending sappy singing telegrams to her work place. Then show up late at night and sing serenading songs that are poorly written. Send her the cheapest flowers you can find and put other peoples names on the cards. Eventually you will wear her down and when she finally agrees to go out on a date with you, you turn her down and call her a bitch.
Azail 15
You know it kind of scares me that you thought this through especially part two of your comment. I'm going out on a limb here and say that you have done part two before and have either a couple of harrassment lawsuits or restraining orders against you Op don't listen to this person's advice it would more than likely get you arrested rather just move on.
eruditecognition 10
this is all kinda of f*cked up lol and excessive, not to mention expensive
cevogelpohl 1
Or he gets a restraining order put out on him...but then again, it's just a piece of paper right?
girlwithmoodeyes 0
sorry doesnt even begin to describe this feeling. the same thing happened to me with a guy i liked, OP. he and his friends even got it on video when the guy friendzoned me. people can be so rude and thoughtless sometimes.
annalily5 28
How did that ever strike her as funny? I feel like an ass when I accidentally lead guys on when all I meant to do was be polite, I can't imagine feeling humorous by intentionally being a bitch.