Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
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repyourcliche 0
Lol, someone's in the "friend zone" for life
The_Chuck_Norris 0
funny how it starts with "Today" then he goes on with "the next day" as if he is foreshadowing his FML
Unregistered 0
ydi for ruining the suprise of a threesome with the guy she was making out with SHAME ON YOU
rachelbrianna25 0
have u been on this site before? every entry has to start with "Today." Get over it.
JustSoLost 8
Forget about her. Find someone better that would actually be happy to be with you. :)
fmlfmlfml15 0
I know all the FMLs have to start with "Today...." but this is the first where the OP is saying "the next day". I don't think he could have reworded it, but it's funny because it sounds like he can see into the future.
luvdatglitter 0
ughu "loved" her?
Macromartyr 3
There we go, that's what I was thinking. OP says love and probably knows nothing more than a name? I'd like to know how old he is (guessing...15)
Xx_Slayer_xX 22
Honestly..I replied to number one because this seemed an important topic. If she is like that than she is not worth your time. You could do better than someone like her..just saying.
yowzerz 5
Wow, with the way you describe it, no wonder she doesn't dig you. :p
waterynuggets 0
/thread
crazycornn 0
yeah srsly XD. loved? for a couple of months? there are all kinds of things wrong with saying that. FYL still though.
yowzerz 5
With the way you're describing it, no wonder she doesn't dig you... :p
yowzerz 5
A vital point. had to be said twice. ;)
TysonFawlay 0
A vital point has to be said once and only once because it'll get attention anyway. And it certainly doesn't need any more of your own attention... But it IS a very vital point. :D
Damarys 0
I think he was just being funny since he probably (accidentally) double posted.
generalsmith2 0
he ran home to tell his roomate. haha
Intoxicunt 6
There are lots of revenge techniques. Say she tells you she's afraid of spiders. Put a box of them on her porch with her name on it, and a letter inside saying, "Oh, you were serious when you said that?"
lendmeyourteeth 0
hahah
canucksrule88 0
Win.
withmywideeyes 0
You must have done something pretty wrong for her to think you weren't serious...
mccaincracker 6
Way to make it unclear
mastory96 0
"over the moon"?
zachld 5
An expression to show excitement
Rach_star 0
She sounds like a bitch :(
DameGreyWulf 1
"over the moon" lol, someone's a romanticist. What a bitch though. Don't bother with her.