Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've been diagnosed with gestational diabetes. Despite all my attempts to explain that he's wrong, he is totally convinced that my genitals have diabetes. This guy is going to be such a great father to our kids. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because, she says, I have diabetes and she can’t handle the complications that may occur in the future. This after I arranged for her to take trip to Italy to ride horses, which has been on her bucket list for like 10 years. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
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Padreschargers7 14
Text him or something to convince him to talk to you. Try to explain to him what it is. If he doesnt understand or doesnt care, dump his ass.
MysticMonkey 9
Tell him you don't wanna catch his stupid.
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Padreschargers7 14
Text him or something to convince him to talk to you. Try to explain to him what it is. If he doesnt understand or doesnt care, dump his ass.
Jemm_fml 29
Assuming her boyfriend has access to the Internet, books and civilization, he can learn about diabetes himself. If he can't be arsed to even do a 0.3s google search about a debilitating disease his loved one is suffering from then why should OP even bother doing all that?
Padreschargers7 14
It depends how long they have been dating. I she really loves or likes him, she will take her time. If not, then no biggie, and move on.
alexwow1 13
Wow sounds like a jerk. Forgive him once but not twice
zandalee 20
For the love of God... Has he been living in a cave?
Ali_Br_fml 33
If he's that selfish lazy and stupid, maybe he's not worth your time. He can't google it? Before he decided not to talk to someone, or to think it'll infect him, why didn't he look it up? That's a big step (breaking up/no longer talking to someone) to take without first verifying the facts...sigh
young_weezy_fml 3
he probably isn't your type, lol get it hizzzzzzahhhhh
persianninja 23
Diabetes isn't a laughing matter it's a legitimate condition
RoboCunnilingus 23
Shit. Is it ****** up that I thought that was hilarious?
MikeonFML 17
They should allow people to type in italics for emphasis, cleaner and no need for "get it"s
xblaine 17
Tell him your gonna dia-beat him up! Lol
lolfood 24
You're*...
sarah6786 14
Diabetes ass!
The_Water_Ninja 9
his blood-ignorance level is too high...
Wowxoxo 17
Or as I say in the ER, type A for asshole..
brackaman 18
Sounds like she's too sweet for him.
Wizardo 34
What insulin-ce, he should be educated about what it really is and the effects of it.
cieloalicia 16
Dump him, we don't need anymore stupidity in the gene pool!
puffleprincess 7
I second that motion!
iAlissa 34
I suppose he's on the shallow end of the gene pool...
MysticMonkey 9
Tell him you don't wanna catch his stupid.
puffleprincess 7
Amen to that! Hehe (:
davincidasecond 24
I would say you dodged a bullet there ... No way would I want to be stuck with someone that ignorant.
Neyuu 18
Time to clot your revenge, OP.
jw90 18
People are so ignorant these days.
EnigmaThe321 12
They've always been ignorant, if not more than today. Anyways OP, I hope you figure this thing out with him or look to your family for support. :)