Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fucked up dad
Bucharest, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Anonymous
Luxembourg
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Allabouttheporn
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great joke Dad, thanks
Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML
hes
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
Hypocrisy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taking it too far
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
cahsecuel
Grisolles, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Secret life
Today, the phone rang, it was some woman who wanted to speak to my dad. “It’s probably his mistress,” I said jokingly. Turns out it was. FML
Top comments
epost1 13
Name? for research purposes...
ekimen 22
Surely that's the kind of thing you should disclose to those close to you? To avoid situations such as this..
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Comments (251)
ajlopez 18
What's your name? xD
iamtheobby 7
Oh god
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
It shouldn't be a problem.
gobblepuss 3
I'm a **** addict would love to watch live ?
Infinity2015 16
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SUN_lover 19
I hope everything is okay between you and him. Good luck OP
randommanwill 11
I hate to think of how he thought to ask you this question, but at least you might have curbed his pornography watching habits, which, if nothing else, might make your mom happy. Either way, my regrets about your situation.
timmy983 6
How would her dad know is the real question
Nickimariek 20
....we've all gotta be thinking the same thing, her dad probably watches her videos ?
gohaz933 9
Well what did you expect they were gonna find out sooner or later